A Succulent Selection Memes for Plant Moms Who Know A Green Thumb Guy is a Green Flag

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Ely Bulnes • Writer and Editor
Sep 4, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

Hi, nature goddesses of the internet. We all know a real mom to a human baby who diligently takes amazing care of their little monster, makes sure to feed them balanced and nutritious food, and keeps track of their developmental milestones. We also all know a committed dog mom who religiously walks her pupper at exactly 6 am, feeds him blueberries for the antioxidants, and who lets him sleep on her bed. Then, of course, there is the plant mom - that's you, who clicked on this article. You have more plants than you can keep count of, but you have given them all names as if they were actually your adopted children. You play good-vibe music out loud for your plants to enjoy, and you keep your emo music to your headphones in case it affects their growth somehow. You're very exact and meticulous with your watering habits, and you definitely have one of those thumb watering pots, a propagation station, and and about 16 avocado seeds suspended in water that haven't sprouted yet. Enjoy the memes, plant momma. 

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    TWO KINDS OF PLANT PEOPLE OMG, MY PLANT IS DYING I THINK I CAN SAVE IT!!!
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    When you show someone a plant you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
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    HALF FULL HALF EMPTY PLANT OPTIMIST PESSIMIST PARENT
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    Reid @Reidiculouz How it started How it's going
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    me every plant I see @thewateringvine.
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    Me every single day: I act okay but deep down I need more plants.
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    When your guests aren't interested in the plant tour @THEWATERINGVINE You can leaf
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    plants at home that need to be repotted @thewateringvine Bringing home new plants from the store
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    sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
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    YOU CANT PLANT FLOWERS IF YOU HAVENT BOTANY My local nursery went full dad joke.
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    When you buy your 1st House plant When you buy your 237th House plant
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    LITTLE MISS "I'M NOT SPENDING ANY MORE MONEY ON PLANTS" .(( @thewateringvine
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    When the urge to take a clipping is just too strong MZ
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    The awkward moment when you find out your plant grew legs and was planning on leaving you.
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    Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar After 6 weeks, $140 in supplies, and daily watering, we're only three to four weeks away from enjoying a single 25¢ vegetable. from our garden.
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    PLANTS Fungus Gnats OH, NO, YOU DON'T! @THEWATERINGVINE My mental health
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    Care Bear Gun Girl Criminal @bear_criminal I am loosing my g m mind Bigby Brimble @bigbybrimble Meanwhile some plants are like uhh this soil is gross *dies* ***
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    Family on FB: What do you mean you don't have the money to buy a house? What do you blow your paycheck on?? Me: @cactusjerk
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    Friend: where do you see yourself in 10 years? Me: Why I Like Plants Better Than People @THEWATERINGVINE
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    Plants at shops Plants at home
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    Vacation photos: My friends' Mine
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    You told me you had a lot of money invested Yeah, in plants @thewateringvine
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    JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE MONEY DONT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BUY MORE PLANTS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING @THEWATERINGVINE myself me
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    All of my friends are getting married and having kids while I'm over here like:
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    GONNA BE LATE @THEWATERINGVINE GOTTA WATER MY PLANTS
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    ME BRINGING HOME A NEW PLANT:
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